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University of Limerick
Pen Pictures (1996):
Damien Garrihy:
(Shannon), 4th Business Studies, 3rd Filzgibbon.
Stones is the comedian of the team. He has been
rumoured to have bartered his All Ireland Senior
medal for a skip of pints (well, we haven't seen
it yet anyway!?!?).
Michael Healy:
(Castlegar), 1St Metalwork Teaching, 1St Fitzgibbon.
The only Galway man to have played Minor 13 years
in a row (and is underage again next year). Has
been known to down 34 pints on a night out with
Fordey.
Shane Doyle:
(lames Stephens), 3rd Industrial Chemistry, 3rd
Fitzgibbon. The virgin is a holder of I All Ireland
Minor medal, 3 bellies and 6 chins. is now a trim
16 stone after losing 12 stone for the Fitzgibbon.
Tom Hickey: (Dunnamaggin),
2nd Public Administration, 2nd Fitzgibbon. Half
a stone lighter than Doyler, Tom is one of the most
stylish and classy hurlers on the team. We will
be hoping that Tom's hurley actually makes contact
with the sliotar in this year's Fitzgibbon.
Noel Finnerty:
(Abbey Duniry), 4th Mechanical Eng., 3rd Fitzgibbon.
The "Snapper" only beds women wearing
Fitzgibbon jerseys (that's passion!). Noel's fitness
level has improved dramatically since taming the
Pesht.
Sean: "Alla"
McMahon: (Doora Barefield St. Joseph’s), 4th
Fitzgibbon. Seanie is holder of one U16 "B"
and two junior "C" football medals (and
he keeps going on about them too!!) Once got a trial
for the Clare Minors, but ended up on water bottle
duty. Clare novice junior footballer of the year
1995. Hobbies: Mayo footballers by the name of Shirley,
"lovely birdin".
Conor Hannify:
(Birr), 3rd Mechanical Engineering, 2nd Fitzgibbon.
The only member of the Fitzgibbon squad unable to
make his club ream. Member of the Offaly U 21 team
beaten by 25 points in 1994. Conor has a fierce
fitness problem and is latest member of the "Captain
Plunger" Club.
Pat Diviney: (Beagh),
4th Business Studies, 3rd Fitzgibbon. Div is our
midfield dynamo, also possesses the most stylish
haircut on the team. Sniffer has been known to break
his own players shoulders if performance is below
par! Holder of one U 14 specials medal with Beagh
(pronounced Baaaa!!). So laid back, he's comatose!
Rory
McCarthy: (St. Martin's), 2nd PE., I st Fitzgibbon.
Closest one we have to Mick Jacob. Rory hopes to
lead Wexford to another Oireachtas quarter final
one day. We wish you luck Rory!
David Forde: (Ogonneloe),
1St PE. 1St Fitzgibbon. Second only to Michael Healy
in porter capacity on the team. Probably the wildest
man on the team. Fordey will have to be locked in
his room on Fitzgibbon weekend!
Darren O'Connor:
(Cahir), 4th Industrial Chemistry, 4th Fitzgibbon.
Brother of Richard, drummer in the notorious rock
band "The Nosebleeds". Chest believes
that being Vice Captain is an important function
worthy of recognition. Refuses to tog out unless
mammy and daddy show up. Founder member of the P.T.A.A.
in U.L. He has found himself in some(rs) cat fights
in Kilmurry Lodge! Chest emulates the spirit of
U.L. hurling )' we'll have one more").
Colm O'Doherty: (Ardrahan),
3rd European Studies, 3rd Fitzgibbon. As well as
being a fine hurler and expert porter drinker, the
Doc is also an accomplished plumber. Has been known
to use his monkey wrench to great effect in the
Kinvara region of Galway. The potency of his flatulence
after a feed of porter has defied all scientific
explanation.
Darren Donoghue:
3rd PE., 3rd Fitzgibbon. "Now you said it,
that's the chat". A former Cork great at the
ripe old age of 23, Darren has been put out to pasture
with the Carberry juniors. Another one of the Thomond
shower to infiltrate the team.
Gerry Maguire:
(Nickytown), Post grad, 5th Fitzgibbon. Chillingly
similar style to brother Pat, but different in that
Gerry can actually hurl. Gerry hopes to put his
U.C.C. days behind him and finally win a Fitzgibbon
with a real team!
Brian O'Driscoll:
(Killavullen), 1St PE., 1st Fitzgibbon. Our very
own professional hurler has proven absolutely nothing
. . . yet! Has managed to heave Doyler out of the
nest as Frank's foster son. It's B.O.D.'s ambition
to emulate the fantastic feats of former Cork legend;
D.O.D.
Stephen O'Hara:
(Tulla), 2nd year, 1St Fitzgibbon. Stephen has been
reported to have bribed Clare Co. Board to oust
Garrihy. A fierce man to train . . . at least 2
sessions per year!
Enda Connaughton:
(Kilconiren), 4th Mechanical Eng., 3rd Fitzgibbon.
The Spade (or Forest Dump) has won numerous debating
awards by boring the opposition half to death. The
breaking point was something to do with fried eggs
and dead? Hobbies include married French Madames
and Finnerty's dinner.
Roger Casey:
(Colligan), 3rd Public Administration, 1St Fitzgibbon.
"The Colligan Wizard", Roger loves his
women in skirts, boots and covered in muck. Overlooked
by the Galway Senior Camogie Management this year
(being male and from Waterford are the suspected
reasons).
David Mohar:
(Ballygiblin), 3rd Mechanical Engineering, 2nd Fitzgibbon.
Stiffy has become fatherfigure of the team in only
his 2nd Fitzgibbon. Hopes to get a haircut soon
and to lead "Ballygibleeeen" into some
sort of final.
Jimmy D’arcy:
(Drom'n Inch), 2nd Sports Science, 2nd Fitzgibbon.
"Andrea the Giant" has appeared in numerous
Henry Street line ups mistaken for escaped convicts.
Seemed to be very nervous on our recent trip to
play the Garda College. J. D. stands tall at 3 foot
nine inches.
Marty Phelan:
(lames Stephens), 1St Sports Science, 1St Fitzgibbon.
Marty is a man you could find anywhere (except training).
Another pussy cat like Frank and is also one of
those Thomond people. Marty is spending rather a
long time in the hostel! (Curious!)
John Kiely: (Galbally),
post grad, 5th Fitzgibbon. Better known as a footballer,
Kielymore followed Maguire from "Da Cottage"
like a faithful oul' dog. Yet another member of
the 844 hurlers on the Limerick Senior training
panel.
Mick O'Leary:
(Wexford), 3rd year, 1St Fitzgibbon. We've yet to
figure out the reasons for Micky's funny run, but
never mind, he's a "queer good" hurler.
Peirce Tracey: (Portumna),
Science, 1St Fitzgibbon. Secondly only to Tom Hickey
for style and panache. Reputed brother of the mighty
Sean and not so mighty Vincent. Has a lovely blonde
chauffeur for all away matches.
Niall Hayes: (Portumna),
2nd Production Management, I st Fitzgibbon. Another
one from Norman's land between Tipperary and Galway.
Niall's hobbies include: hurling . . . especially
well early in the morning (sucker!)
Tony Spain: (Ardclough),
1St Sports Science, 1St Fitzgibbon. Antonio Espania
once put pressure on someone somewhere in Kildare
to start up some kind of hurling team some time.
No rush lads!
Ken O'Shea: (Dunamaggan),
2nd Year, 1St Fitzgibbon. Come down with a bout
of trainophobia earlier in the year. Ken decided
to put himself in the more prestigious position
of playing with the Kilkenny Senior football team
(???)
Trainer: Frank Houlihan
(Kilkenny). "Pffl Pm,'; Frankie boy remembers
very little about last years Fitzgibbon due to alcohol
induced amnesia. Claims to have won a Fitzgibbon
with Galway but records only date back as far as
1908. Is Captain in the Army in his spare time.
Owner: John Lenihan
(Kilkishen). J. L. remains the old faithful
corner stone of the squad again this year. "Jobs
for the boighse" scheme is still going strong.
Is Plumbing Contractor in U.L. in his spare time.
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